The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[artfoley]

@Juhniallio

Who’s in charge?

the little lad…

[artfoley]

@Kid Chocolate

My 3 yo broke onto the larder earlier !

were the french funboys still going at it hammer and tongs down there

[TreatyStones]

She’s fed and asleep and I’ve the kitchen tidied up. Ready to give it the big "sure its handy, you must have great time at home all day "

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Horsebox

A lad in work last week said the going rate was a tenner these days. Bullshit, surely?

yep,bullshit

[Horsebox]

[SIZE=3][QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1077667, member: 1786”]She’s fed and asleep and I’ve the kitchen tidied up. Ready to give it the big "sure its handy, you must have great time at home all day "[/QUOTE]
Go for it. If I know your wife, and I think I do, she will find that very funny and you will probably get an oul jump tonight.[/SIZE]

[The_Runt]

@TreatyStones

She’s fed and asleep and I’ve the kitchen tidied up. Ready to give it the big "sure its handy, you must have great time at home all day "

Well done mate. You seem like a really good father.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

@TreatyStones

The wife has left me on my own with the child for the evening. Its tough going.

I trust the child is able to look after you?

[anon67715551]

@feck it

We give €2 anyway suppose it varies, gave 5€ once as I’d no change… Think its 20 baby teeth

Tight cunt. FFS a monumental day in the child’s life, couldn’t you have sprung a €10 at least.The likes of you are holding the country back with your miserable attitudes.

[feck_it]

Jays us =“Boxtyeater, post: 1077771, member: 246”]Tight cunt. FFS a monumental day in the child’s life, couldn’t you have sprung a €10 at least.The likes of you are holding the country back with your miserable attitudes.[/QUOTE]
Jaysus boxty did you just wake up? Its tough times. We living by the week here, so €2 plenty, 1st tooth 5 bucks. As I said, it varies. If I’d a few extra Bob I’d throw it

[carryharry]

@Kid Chocolate

My 3 yo broke onto the larder earlier , had helped himself to 3/4 of a bar of that cooking chocolate when I caught him ( the 4 mins silence gave him away) I was so vexed I flung a bottle of that spray clean at him and told him to clean up his mess and he pointed it at his head and sprayed it into his eyes…I’d barely got things back together when it a complete fit of pique he flung the spray clean into an open fire and it exploded out onto the fucking dog !

That post should be in The Aul Yarns Thread.

[anon67715551]

[QUOTE=“feck it, post: 1077781, member: 1586”]Jays us =“Boxtyeater, post: 1077771, member: 246”]
Jaysus boxty did you just wake up? Its tough times. We living by the week here, so €2 plenty, 1st tooth 5 bucks. As I said, it varies. If I’d a few extra Bob I’d throw it[/QUOTE]

I’m well awake. Give the kid an imaginary Tenner, get on Bayan ante-post @Prestubry Park and you’re quids in.

[Mac]

@Boxtyeater

I’m well awake. Give the kid an imaginary Tenner, get on Bayan ante-post @Prestubry Park and you’re quids in.

What will the kid do when Bayan doesn’t run in Cheltenham?

[balbec]

@The Runt

Well done mate. You seem like a really good father.

Dear old Dad.

[Bandage]

Any of you transform into really boring cunts when you became first-time fathers?

Did you see the match?

No, I don’t get to see much sport since the baby was born.

followed by long story about the baby

What about Deirdre Barlow dying?

I don’t get to follow the soaps since the baby was born.

*followed by etc.

Boring, boring bastards who have to relate every conversation back to being a parent.

[myboyblue]

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1077844, member: 9”]Any of you transform into really boring cunts when you became first-time fathers?

Did you see the match?

No, I don’t get to see much sport since the baby was born.

followed by long story about the baby

What about Deirdre Barlow dying?

I don’t get to follow the soaps since the baby was born.

*followed by etc.

Boring, boring bastards who have to relate every conversation back to being a parent.[/QUOTE]
The ability to “see the match” is lessened by “bedtime” for most I’m afraid mate. When the kids get older it gets easier, but most new parents get a block around their lives for all else, go easy on them, its quite an adjustment initially.

[Mac]

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1077844, member: 9”]Any of you transform into really boring cunts when you became first-time fathers?

Did you see the match?

No, I don’t get to see much sport since the baby was born.

followed by long story about the baby

What about Deirdre Barlow dying?

I don’t get to follow the soaps since the baby was born.

*followed by etc.

Boring, boring bastards who have to relate every conversation back to being a parent.[/QUOTE]

The little fella “saw” his first Wexford match on Sunday and assuming all goes to plan he’ll get to Leopardstown on Sunday with us. Still less than 4 months old.

I mightn’t watch as much TV in the evenings mainly because I’m giving Mrs Mac a break as she’s had him all day and to be fair it would be hard for me to become more boring than I already was.

[Bandage]

@myboyblue

The ability to “see the match” is lessened by “bedtime” for most I’m afraid mate. When the kids get older it gets easier, but most new parents get a block around their lives for all else, go easy on them, its quite an adjustment initially.

The match was just one example; it’s every topic imaginable. Oscar nominations. I won’t get to see any of the films because…New pub opened. I won’t get to try it out because…

I’m clearly a lovely guy. I take an interest, ask a few questions. By all means tell me how things are going and share the odd story.

But every single conversation dragged back to fucking parenthood.

[Gman]

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1077844, member: 9”]Any of you transform into really boring cunts when you became first-time fathers?

Did you see the match?

No, I don’t get to see much sport since the baby was born.

followed by long story about the baby

What about Deirdre Barlow dying?

I don’t get to follow the soaps since the baby was born.

*followed by etc.

Boring, boring bastards who have to relate every conversation back to being a parent.[/QUOTE]

you forgot putting a million pictures up on facebook too. And the pontificating parent who knows all and is far too sensible to be messing about anymore and that he cant have a hangover as he’ll have to deal with the kids in the morning.

[artfoley]

@Gman

have a hangover as he’ll have to deal with the kids in the morning.

Twas grand until she started walking and talking, then it hurts, a lot

[balbec]

@myboyblue

The ability to “see the match” is lessened by “bedtime” for most I’m afraid mate. When the kids get older it gets easier, but most new parents get a block around their lives for all else, go easy on them, its quite an adjustment initially.

I couldn’t tell you the last time i watched the full 90 minutes of a game uninterrupted.