The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@TreatyStones

Then it’s the terrible 2’s

teething

Out of nappies

They are the two milestones that give you some time back. Nappies is a game changer That allows hanging around on the couch time drinking beer again.

[balbec]

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1072185, member: 2272”]teething

Out of nappies

They are the two milestones that give you some time back. Nappies is a game changer That allows hanging around on the couch time drinking beer again.[/QUOTE]

Never stopped me…

[balbec]

My two and a half year old just caught me making toast and insists on having beans on toast now. Nice kid.

[myboyblue]

Sure, but try fit the fucker into the boot of a car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7vZTLFfMs

[Juhniallio]

@balbec

My two and a half year old just caught me making toast and insists on having beans on toast now. Nice kid.

What age are you @balbec? I presumed you were in your late forties and your kids were older.

[balbec]

@Juhniallio

What age are you @balbec? I presumed you were in your late forties and your kids were older.

I am 47 and I have kids ranging in age from 15 to almost 3.

[Horsebox]

@Juhniallio

What age are you @balbec? I presumed you were in your late forties and your kids were older.

The fucking guards wouldn’t ask him that, Juhy.

[Juhniallio]

Spot on on the age so. Thats a fair spread. Do the elders pitch in a good bit with the youngers?

[Horsebox]

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1072070, member: 2272”]First tooth lost tonight of my oldest lad. Time marches on.

What’s going rate for the Tooth Fairy these days? How many teeth does a kid have?[/QUOTE]
A lad in work last week said the going rate was a tenner these days. Bullshit, surely?

[balbec]

@Juhniallio

Spot on on the age so. Thats a fair spread. Do the elders pitch in a good bit with the youngers?

A bit yeah. The youngest is miles ahead of the others in terms of speaking both languages because his siblings spend a good bit of time with him. They enjoy him like.

[Kid_Chocolate]

My 3 yo broke onto the larder earlier , had helped himself to 3/4 of a bar of that cooking chocolate when I caught him ( the 4 mins silence gave him away) I was so vexed I flung a bottle of that spray clean at him and told him to clean up his mess and he pointed it at his head and sprayed it into his eyes…I’d barely got things back together when it a complete fit of pique he flung the spray clean into an open fire and it exploded out onto the fucking dog !

[TreatyStones]

The wife has left me on my own with the child for the evening. Its tough going.

[myboyblue]

@TreatyStones

The wife has left me on my own with the child for the evening. Its tough going.

It’s the fucking fear that’ll do you, staring at the clock like a lunatic and looking out the window constantly, it gets easier though.

[balbec]

@Kid Chocolate

My 3 yo broke onto the larder earlier , had helped himself to 3/4 of a bar of that cooking chocolate when I caught him ( the 4 mins silence gave him away) I was so vexed I flung a bottle of that spray clean at him and told him to clean up his mess and he pointed it at his head and sprayed it into his eyes…I’d barely got things back together when it a complete fit of pique he flung the spray clean into an open fire and it exploded out onto the fucking dog !

Kid chocolate’s kid likes chocolate!

[balbec]

@TreatyStones

The wife has left me on my own with the child for the evening. Its tough going.

Take the child out for a drive. It will fall asleep. Then back in home and watch the telly.

[theLockes]

@balbec

Take the child out for a drive. It will fall asleep. Then back in home and watch the telly.

@balbec knows the score

[Juhniallio]

@TreatyStones

The wife has left me on my own with the child for the evening. Its tough going.

Who’s in charge?

[TreatyStones]

She has sensed weakness. I’m done for.

[balbec]

@theLockes

@balbec knows the score

And the child is young enough not to grass you to mammy.

[Mac]

@Kid Chocolate

My 3 yo broke onto the larder earlier , had helped himself to 3/4 of a bar of that cooking chocolate when I caught him ( the 4 mins silence gave him away) I was so vexed I flung a bottle of that spray clean at him and told him to clean up his mess and he pointed it at his head and sprayed it into his eyes…I’d barely got things back together when it a complete fit of pique he flung the spray clean into an open fire and it exploded out onto the fucking dog !

A fucking larder if you don’t mind!

@TreatyStones

The wife has left me on my own with the child for the evening. Its tough going.

I had our fella all day Sunday. I wonder how some women do it all the time to be honest. I had barely enough time to watch the hurling, horse racing and NFL while keeping up with TFK.