The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Horsebox]

@Mac

We’ve had 2 incidents in Dublin City Centre restaurants with other patrons staring the shit out of us or giving us dirty looks for bringing a kid in. Didn’t matter that he was fast asleep at the time but they were aghast that we would ruin their Sunday late afternoon dining experience by bringing a child in. Cunts.

Maybe it wasn’t the kid they had a problem with, Mac. You fucking hook nosed cunt.

[Spidey]

Hotels realistically are the best place you can bring them as you have the requisite room to move around to deal with them or for them to run around if needed.

[Mac]

[QUOTE=“Faldo, post: 1079543, member: 1520”]I

I’m fucked so…[/QUOTE]

Learn that everyone will try to give you advice but often you’ll just have to politely nod your head in agreement while just figuring out whats best for your own child. Everyone assumes that what works for their child works for every other child.

[Mac]

@Horsebox

Maybe it wasn’t the kid they had a problem with, Mac. You fucking hook nosed cunt.

That’s quite a hurtful comment mate. I’ve come to expect more from you. I hope you never become a dolphin - how do you like that, eh?

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Mac

We’ve had 2 incidents in Dublin City Centre restaurants with other patrons staring the shit out of us or giving us dirty looks for bringing a kid in. Didn’t matter that he was fast asleep at the time but they were aghast that we would ruin their Sunday late afternoon dining experience by bringing a child in. Cunts.

The last time I was in Chapter One there was a family having dinner at the next table who had a very young baby with them. It didn’t cost me a thought but I’m cool like that that’s how I roll.

[Fagan_ODowd]

[QUOTE=“Raylan, post: 1079525, member: 2891”]http://paddysmyth.ie/?p=98
Yer wan’s husband definitely has future COTY potential[/QUOTE]
It’s great to discover a new hate figure entirely by accident

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Faldo

Lads,shes only a few months to go…am I in for a shit storm?

Im here to help mate

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Horsebox

Maybe it wasn’t the kid they had a problem with, Mac. You fucking hook nosed cunt.

HB 1- H Nose 0

[Mac]

@The Selfish Giant

HB 1- H Nose 0

Strike 2

[Fran]

@Mac

We’ve had 2 incidents in Dublin City Centre restaurants with other patrons staring the shit out of us or giving us dirty looks for bringing a kid in. Didn’t matter that he was fast asleep at the time but they were aghast that we would ruin their Sunday late afternoon dining experience by bringing a child in. Cunts.

:mad:

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

[Mac]

@Fran

:mad:

What’s your problem buddy?

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Mac

What’s your problem buddy?

He’s a haemo pal.

[Mac]

@Fagan ODowd

He’s a haemo pal.

Them haemo’s are all the same. Always looking for attention. We get it, you don’t need to keep flaunting your condition in front of us.

[artfoley]

@Mac

We’ve had 2 incidents in Dublin City Centre restaurants with other patrons staring the shit out of us or giving us dirty looks for bringing a kid in. Didn’t matter that he was fast asleep at the time but they were aghast that we would ruin their Sunday late afternoon dining experience by bringing a child in. Cunts.

Are you a mind reader now? Is that the purpose of your giant snout?

[Mac]

@artfoley

Are you a mind reader now? Is that the purpose of your giant snout?

I’m growing tired of these jibes. Could you at least try and make up some new material?

[artfoley]

@Mac

I’m growing tired of these jibes. Could you at least try and make up some new material?

no, Its not for your amusement snouty mcrhino

[Julio_Geordio]

@Bandage’s favourite website nails it again

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/01/23/child-refused-entry-into-restaurant-due-to-having-d4-parents/

[Bisto]

Learn that everyone will try to give you advice but often you’ll just have to politely nod your head in agreement while just figuring out whats best for your own child. Everyone assumes that what works for their child works for every other child.[/QUOTE]

I remember I was in a restaurant in Spain when my daughter was only a few months old… she was crying because she couldn’t sleep…me and the missus were pissed off as we didn’t know how to turn this thing off… next thing some scorched skinned manbird wearing a Monaghan jersey sitting at the next table says out loud to her little boy " that’s the cry of a hungry baby" in between making shit of a giant steak and chips… a fookin swamp donkey…I thank fcuk to this day my missus didn’t hear the comment as it would have kicked off royally…

[Mac]

@scumpot

I remember I was in a restaurant in Spain when my daughter was only a few months old… she was crying because she couldn’t sleep…me and the missus were pissed off as we didn’t know how to turn this thing off… next thing some scorched skinned manbird wearing a Monaghan jersey sitting at the next table says out loud to her little boy " that’s the cry of a hungry baby" in between making shit of a giant steak and chips… a fookin swamp donkey…I thank fcuk to this day my missus didn’t hear the comment as it would have kicked off royally…

A cremated well done steak no doubt