The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Up into the hair. The joys of it.

A bath is the only answer for this, no matter what time of day or night.

The wipes are NEVER there when you need them most. In the search for them you end up dragging the child around the house by one leg to prevent getting shit all over yourself and everything else

Lads, I flagged this a while ago on the theatre thread.

http://www.theatrelovett.com/

I brought the little lady yesterday. She absolutely loved it. This guy is an amazing performer and the show is unreal, unbelievable. Imagine a child friendly version of the new tassotti just after his bullet, an intense HIIT session and some meditation. If you have kids of anything between 4-10 they will be blown away by this. Touring till the end of march.

Remember in those situations @TreatyStones always bring the vest down over the shoulders. Never try and go up over her head with the vest.

The three year old enjoyed Shaun the Sheep today.

Shaun is a legend. My 18 month year old is obsessed. Heā€™s just a little lamb with a lot too learn!

Youngest lady like a briar tonight. Up here since 1 and no sign of sleep anytime soon. At least the boxing is kicking off.

jesus that sounds mental,
how old is she mate?
do you adminsiter the calpol with that 5ml syringe?, i find neurofen to be great, knock em out good and proper
actually i burnt my tongue the other day and bongela was great, FYI the forum
teething is nuts allright, our fella is picking up all sorts in the creche lately, snoty nose, bronchial stuff, eyesā€¦
mad time of year
up since 7 now here ah u just plough on, once ure up, ure up

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/woman-set-to-become-irelands-youngest-granny-aged-29-31069404.html

[QUOTE=ā€œmickee321, post: 1107047, member: 367ā€]jesus that sounds mental,
how old is she mate?
do you adminsiter the calpol with that 5ml syringe?, i find neurofen to be great, knock em out good and proper
actually i burnt my tongue the other day and bongela was great, FYI the forum
teething is nuts allright, our fella is picking up all sorts in the creche lately, snoty nose, bronchial stuff, eyesā€¦
mad time of year
up since 7 now here ah u just plough on, once ure up, ure up[/QUOTE]

Calpol with the 5ml syringe is a great job, no messing.

Could be worse I supposeā€¦
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/woman-set-to-become-irelands-youngest-granny-aged-29-31069404.html

[QUOTE=ā€œKinvaraā€™s Passion, post: 1107552, member: 686ā€]http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/woman-set-to-become-irelands-youngest-granny-aged-29-31069404.html

Calpol with the 5ml syringe is a great job, no messing.

Could be worse I supposeā€¦
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/woman-set-to-become-irelands-youngest-granny-aged-29-31069404.html[/QUOTE]

It could be worse alright. One of us could have fathered the person who wrote that gibberish.

Lads, anyone got kids who wouldnt take a bottle? The little fella is nearly 6 months and refuses point blank to take a bottle. Weā€™ve tried every bottle around. The little fella even outlasted an eighthour cold turkey period from the draught.

Kev will be along to judge you.

With your wifeā€™s tits, who could blame the little mite- Iā€™d be sucking on them for another few years if I could too.

what are you trying to feed him?
our fella used to hate Nutrilon the stuff we had in Israel but drinks Aptimel here by the gallon, when he was 6 month was just starting solids and was drinking 210ml of aptimal every 3 hoursā€¦

Did you try this
http://www.mandyhaberman.com/haberman-feeder

Maybe he is ready for a bit of solid food?

Great to have you back, Bean.

Sister is getting married during the summer as a quid pro quo i have the brother in laws 3 (all under 6 ) with ours for the whole weekend . Iā€™m up here putting our youngest to bed, heā€™s asleep 10mins but fuck that Iā€™m not budging back downstairs until Iā€™m found , itā€™s a zoo

[QUOTE=ā€œmickee321, post: 1107724, member: 367ā€]what are you trying to feed him?
our fella used to hate Nutrilon the stuff we had in Israel but drinks Aptimel here by the gallon, when he was 6 month was just starting solids and was drinking 210ml of aptimal every 3 hoursā€¦[/QUOTE]

Breast milk. He just goes nuts whenever any bottle goes into his mouth. Or he sucks on it smiling but doesnā€™t take any.

Good evening Mouse. I see youā€™re more Renton than Mice at the moment.