The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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:yum::grinning::grinning:

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Ah thats not fair. Some lads are born with a sissy mickey theres nowt can be done

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Congrats to @caulifloweredneanderthal

I think it’s clear now that the time is right to pivot this to a dad’s advice forum. The offline advice I have received from @Appendage and @Rocko has been outstanding. I’d love to see them share more stories and advice publicly.

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Will there be room in FXBs for a haype of high chairs alongside the lads wearing tie and shirt combo packs from Debenhams?

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It’s sad that @Bandage felt he had to steal the limelight from @briantinnion

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As @Rocko always says. If @briantinnion ate dogshit @Bandage would eat two portions of it

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:grin:

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:grinning:

Congrats @briantinnion

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Appendage is a dad :eek:

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Easy stock to get into

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You need a license for a dog but none for a child

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Here are a few.ideas for your next christening party
https://youtu.be/31pQOiclaTo

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Congrats Bandage!

Can’t wait for the “I’m going into town with the baby” thread.

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One of his last ‘im going into town’’ posts had him dropping into Boots to purchase a box of condoms.

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And she at home later sticking pins in them

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Where does she get time for herself, time to relax while watching a box set & maybe tucking into a takeaway like a snack box or a 12” Pizza?

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I thought Jacqui had a very good World Cup.

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have you perfected a nappy changing technique yet mate?

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You really have it in for Jacqui, is there a story??