The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Fran is seething with his kids.

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You saying @Elvis_Brandenberg_Krā€™s Mrs and daughters are fools?

Thatā€™s harsh, Iā€™d say you didnā€™t even get a card with the seethe on display here.

Donā€™t be consumed by bitterness, pal. Embrace the love of your family and stop trying to take the jam out of my fucking doughnut.

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I didnā€™t think you would be one of the plebs to succumb to this commercialism

Iā€™m not, I think itā€™s disgustingā€¦ Heā€™ll be getting a car at Christmas I presumeā€¦ Still, your own lot could have at least got you a card or made you breakfastā€¦ My heart is breaking for you here, mate.

I hope Mrs Fran cops on and sends one of the kids down the shops for a large bar of Cadburys before Fran takes it out on the whole family

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I wonā€™t be happy now until I get a new phone or maybe an Xbox

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Just get him some drink and heā€™ll be happy.

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The off licence donā€™t open til 12.30 on a Sunday. He could of gone postal by then

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Dig in there, boss.

Iā€™m easily impressed by my children, not that Iā€™d ever let them know it.

My old phone was fucked anyway.

the misses is still in bed here. I think iā€™ll make myself some boiled eggs and head for the sand dunes with the dogs.

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Will you be expecting a card in the post yourself from that young fella down the road whose trampoline you assembled last year?

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What I was really hoping for was Mrs. Fran to wish me a happy Fatherā€™s Day on Facebook and do one of those photo collages with me spending time with my kids which shows how good a father I am

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Oooft, thatā€™s an awful snipe at poor @Gman

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Try harder next year fran

:anguished:

Itā€™s just hit me, Iā€™m a shit father

There is a fella i know who i suspected was a wonderful father but his wife just confirmed it on Facebook earlier. Lovely for him to get a bit of validation like that.

Cunt has a load of likes now too

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Heā€™ll be buzzing for the day after that

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My wife and children went off to the in-laws yesterday. Meaning I went out for a skip of pint bottles after the match last night and have the house to myself all day today. Must go train the young fellas and then throw myself down for the day.

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How many laps will you make them do?