5 laps, then a match. Same as always. They like the routine.
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Just back from a 9:30am session myself. The little cunts were half asleep until 10:15, we didnāt do laps or anything too strenuous because weāve a few snowflakes on the team and a good few snowflake parents.
That sounds fantastic
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Reading this thread it seems that the best Fatherās Day present a father can get is his family fucking off and leaving him alone for the day.
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Winner
My little one came in this morning with a handmade card which was lovely.
Iām fucking seething cos the little rip got her mother a champagne afternoon tea in powerscourt and I didnāt even get a present
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And a few scratch cards for good measure 
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Thatās a ten!
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Two in the one day! Unrale
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And they have the cheek to bitch about equal pay. Tight fuckers
Best fathers day present ever, time alone.
Who is this cunt?
Got a new pair of elvis and am sitting down in a few minutes to the mother of roaster dinners
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You got mugged off there pal
There was only one Elvis
Brought the six year old for to Croke Park yesterday for his first trip. Combining tfk classics of gambling and sport I told him I put a bet on so if Dublin won he would win 10 euro. This was to ensure he stayed involved in the game.
He was gripped by the game to such an extent that when we got home he was able to tell his mother the points gap at half time and throughout the second half and how nervous he was at Dublin losing although he added Kildare never really got close.
I hope I have now made a GAA fan for life albeit at the risk he will end up shooting gay porn to pay gambling debts.
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