The Official TFK Man City* 🐐 Supporter Thread (Nobody Gives A Flying Fuck About Them)

He’s picked luke shaw centre half

Jesus christ. Ye are going to get battered

City will win handy

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Lads, who is this Luke Shaw fella picked centre half?

Haalands bitch

Pieman 1 Footix 0

Luke Shaw is a proper footballer. As stout hearted an Englishman as you could get. It’s lost on Paddy Footix though.

He’s a very good player

Very fair from Pep

Guardiola tore the players and match going fans to shreds after the game last night. Said they’re too comfortable after 4 in 5 and the hunger is gone. Doesn’t recognise his team. Said they had no guts

A bold strategy

Citeh were no great shakes last night. 3 of the 4 goals were down to bad individual errors of the usual hapless Spurs defending.

You should be ashamed of yourself

Pep drops alvarez for KDB.

Walker and Cancelo out of favour.

Foden isn’t even in the squad

Foden was a sub a few times even before the WC, are there “off the field issues”?

I don’t know. His form has been cat. He’s that type of fella who was never too far away from bother though

Wolves are as cynical as I’ve seen. Every chance they’ll get something from this

Haaland, Haaland
Yorkshire born, Norwegian lad
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad
Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaland, Hey

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Haaland, Haaland
He’s a blue just like his dad
Now he’s at the Etihad
Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaland, Hey

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Haaland, Haaland
Came to us from Germany
He’s here to win the Champions League
Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaland, Hey

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You might need a new verse