The Official TFK things that are a cod thread

King Billy’s white horse

Tides

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Bulges

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The kult of Klopp

Don’t tell me there’s Cnuts on here trying to stop the tides?

The tides are trying to stop us

“Organic” vegetables from Africa…

Can’t imagine the Dept of Agriculture being too tight with the old regulations on the certified organic schemes… :x:

As for the Carbon footprint…

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Bizarre

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Sleep consultants.

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Breast feeding consultants.

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Oven-baked crisps

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Golf.

A wanker’s past-time.

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Thank fuck theres no golfers on here

apparently they have their own forum

You mean other pastime?

Neymar

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Just leant over to put my keys on the bedside locker there and my Garmin started buzzing to let me know I’d broken my step count target for the day.

An absolute cod.

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it must have just had some vigorous motion

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Sure why do you think I’d taken the keys out of the pocket…? :sunglasses:

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Venetian blinds. Closed fully the sun still gets I and fucks up my sleep pattern in June.

Women never see practicality.

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