The Pretend Fitness 2 - the Turkish Get Up Thread

I’m in agony just looking at it

That Monster I’d imagine would rot your insides too.

There was a woman in front of me at the return machine recently and she had a black bin bag. Was presuming it would be cans of lager or even gin, but mainly cans of Coke Zero, Monster and bottles of lucozade sport.

My auld lad maintained a day laying blocks or doing a bit of fencing was his strength and conditioning when he was doing a bit of hurling.

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It is surprisingly forgiving on the stomach compared to Red Bull which would give you a fairly explosive shit if you try and double dip

I’ve just been signed up for a hyrox lads. :facepunch:
Let the abuse commence.

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Best of luck pal

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You steamer

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ts even worse than running marathons on the body, lads in their 40’s are dropping dead like flies here in the mainland from hyrox

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It would be healthier to drink whiskey

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I’ll do that do pal

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RIP

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Ta mate. A heart attack in the point depot throwing a heavy ball up and back against a wall would be some way to go…

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Sled push would be better

‘He died doing what he shoved’

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Do you not pull it??? But thats all my prep fucked!

He’s on RTE this Monday… a short documentary on The revival of stone lifting in ireland and the stories associated with each stone

Doing something called “cardio”

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I’m recovering from drinking AND talking to Cork people but felt really strong today so decided to take on Justin Ernest’s NFL combine record of 51 reps at 100kgs on the bench and fell an AGONISING 45 reps short

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That Jets win really had you pumped

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You lost but you won.

I’m gonna release a book entitled “how to go to the gym everyday yet look like you never go”

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