There are a number of advantages. No-one sees him in lycra. No potholes encountered. No rail tracks encountered. No water drains. No boy-racer motorists. No punctures.
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No motorists delayed and having to look at his arse bate into a pair of lycra tights for 5 miles before they get an opportunity to pass.
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Keep your eyes on the road
I’m also looking for some steroids to take in the off season.
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I’m sure you’re better placed than most.
Better placed for what mate?
I want the good shit.
If steroids and an exercise bike are the answer, what the fuck is the question?
Buy a bike. Buy a turbo trainer.
Best of both worlds. Train away at home and then if you actually want to go outdoors, you’ve got a bike.
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Yep.a turbo trainer is the way to go
Yes you can!
Not if you’re training for field sports.
Huh?
The poster who is looking for a bike alluded to it getting him in shape during the football off season with the aid of steroids. Bike sessions are fine but it doesn’t exactly replicate what one does on a field…one would hope that football players would do some element of strength training in the off season too.
I can’t believe ye lads are entertaining this.
The person who doesn’t believe in S&C wants S&C advice
Couldn’t make it up.
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He wants steroids…the man that always bangs on about honour wants to cheat instead of working hard. You couldn’t make it up.
Ross O’Carroll Kelly was very good recently in the Times on Saturday about the old PED’s, he’s a gas cunt.
Nope.he wants advice on exercising
For sport
I’m actually looking for Mac to recommend a spinning bike and people to recommend good steroids.
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That’s the Italian in him.