The Pretend Fitness Thread

You will when you bugger up your knee :frowning:
I am deeply unhappy.

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You’d be better off going for a walk.

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Running = injuries

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Just saw a stat there, 100% of lads that run long distances end up dying … a scary stat.

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Are you guaranteed to need counselling if you don’t go running?

I’d rather the counselling

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+1

Long distance running is a form of torture — only sadists and masochists get off on it.

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And weirdos

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As my ould fella says… What are they running from?

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Your life has changed in ways you never thought possible. it is magnificent to see

https://cdn-3011341db349.yottaa.net/5923163e312e587d7add0e60/www.roadrunnersports.com/v~4b.289/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/quote-1.jpg?yocs=i_m_

the last mile of a marathon is a drug, the greatest drug… the heightened senses, the pain, the euphoria, magic

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I heard it described like child birth but more spiritual and ultimately rewarding.

The vinegar stroke

https://photos.app.goo.gl/XnxPJMvJEeaJ1Wfh7

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Cc @tassotti

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i bought a massage gun off Amazon about two months ago, expected it to be a piece of shit and would break in a matter of weeks given that these guns were a good bit cheaper than the other guns. To my surprise it has been excellent, use it for 10 minutes every day and it has alleviated by planters faciitis and i no longer need to foam roll. A serious job

Sold on it already mate

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Would it compliment my kangoos

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Handheld-Personal-Percussion-Featuring-Technology/dp/B07TXVZ68R/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=massage+gun&qid=1575838097&sr=8-5

Sweet

As a green party member would you not have serious issues with buying off Amazon? Zero hours contracts, zero job security, pressuring suppliers/manufacturers.

Yes