The Race for a Vaccine. The Road to Demaskus

The Donald told the FDA to get the finger out. Chump needs to tell the HPRA to forget about Christmas until its approved. No point in playing the good European when their is millions of lives on the line.

How much would don pay for a photo of sleepy Joe getting the vaccine?

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We will need the bodies moved out of Semple Stadium in time for the league

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The Yanks and the Brits leading the world again, paddy will probably approve it in 2027

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The HSE has notoriously high standards so a long approval is to be expected

Itā€™s Matthias in Munichā€™s fault.

They need the germans to let us know its safe. We donā€™t want another issue like the dodgy hand sanitizer.

Jerry is effectively testing the vaccine on a bunch of unpaid expendable tommy volunteers. Heā€™s happy enough for now.

Bayer got a lot of research done in the early 1940s. Plenty of ā€œvolunteersā€

some well spoken young woman from IPSOS MRBI called me on wednesday and asked me would i take the vaccine if it becomes available- along with 20 minutes of questions about hardware stores, advertising, my financial situation, house prices and other nonsense

i gave her an emphatic NO- to which she said - popular answer

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I was talking to the local genius earlier. Heā€™s a proper scientist who has invented and patented all sorts of shite, he knows the answer to every question you can think of and gets paid a clane fortune to troubleshoot everything from biomass generators to something to do with proton tunneling.
He says the vaccine is 100% safe and that tests on humans are chicken feed compared to the advanced testing carried out on individual strands of DNA, or somethingā€¦
With this in mind Iā€™ll consider taking the vaccine.
(However the fact that he bought into that whole global warming climate change bollox gives me some cause for concern)

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Michael Martin saying the optimal time for a vaccine programme is May and June 2021.

What the fuck. The optimal time is as soon as possible. Weā€™re already been prepped for another year of this as they wonā€™t be able to get it organized.

Close down the country for a week. Work through the electoral register and have vaccination centres all over the place where you book your appt and show up

The problem is supply though?

He said theyā€™d have enough to vaccinate vulnerable by February.

Maybe it is supply but it needs to be rolled out properly unlike the flu vaccine this year

Donā€™t worry, itā€™s the HSE in charge of this. What can go wrong?

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One person could vaccinate a nursing home in an hour or two.

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Absolutely baffling comments by him today. Heā€™s clean useless.

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The scarcity of Carkness is affecting his performance

Varadkar is Pat Ryan to Martinā€™s Anthony Nash