What can go wrong
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If i have that video i thought everyone must have it. Obviously not.
Roald Dahl knew what’s what when it came to such things
“I never did like that Victor Hazell,” Doc Spencer said. “I saw him do a filthy thing once.” “What?” my father asked.
“He had an appointment with me at my surgery. He needed an injection of some sort, I’ve forgotte what. Anyway just by chance I was looking out of the window as he drove up to my door in his whacking great Rolls-Royce. I saw him get out, and I also saw my old dog Bertie dozing on the doorstep. And d you know what that loathsome Victor Hazell did? Instead of stepping over old Bertie, he actually kicke him out of the way with his riding boot.”
“He didn’t!” my father said.
“Oh, yes he did.”
“What did you do?”
“I left him sitting in the waiting-room while I picked out the oldest, bluntest needle I could find. Then rubbed the point of it on a nail-file to make it blunter still. By the time I’d got through with it, it was blunter than a ballpoint pen. Then I called him in and told him to lower his pants and bend over, and when I rammed that needle into his fleshy backside, he screamed like a stuck pig.”
“Hooray,” my father said.
“He’s never been back since,” Doc Spencer said. “For which I am truly thankful. Ah, here’s the ambulance.”
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How many vaccines per day is John Bull rolling out?
Over half a million done
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What the story with this new tan strain?
Weird as it only appears to in the south. Must only affect soft southerners
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They really want to get this herd immunity thing sorted before Cheltenham so the dirty cunts bred a strain 70% more contagious than regular Covid.
70% you say… Typical of the tans to split the virus in two on a 70/30 ratio.
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It only affects Man Utd fans, so basically people from the Home Counties.
Reports from Brazil that the vaccine may turn people into alligators.
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He was been sarcastic, saying Pfizer said they are not responsible for any side effects, so if your future kids develop some sort of syndrome from it or their future kids don’t come crying over spilt milk. The older gang should get it but we really dont need it .
Theres no proof that it won’t turn you into an alligator so it must be possible.
This is why I love bat shit crazy conspiracy theories
It’s a cod
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he’s gone industrial on it, 137,000 last week, going to hit a million this week
Miriam was interviewing Christy Moore on RTE yesterday. She asked him if he would take the vaccine. He said “I’ll take all five into each arm”.
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christy moore is a patsy for the establishment
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Have you any evidence to back up these alligations
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A croc of shit I think
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