The Roaster Thread

@cowpat obsession with roasters has him seeing ghosts. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

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A universal truth of life is when you meet a lad wearing a Helly Hansen jacket there is a every likelihood that he is a cunt. He will often have sunglasses on his head and wine trousers too.

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The Subaru jacket maybe more accurate @cowpat. I saw some junior roasters out lately taking pictures of boy racer cars. They all had bootcut jeans, brown slip on boots and some variation of the Subaru jacket.

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sunglasses that don’t fit his fat head or don’t suit him, but expensive sunglasses yeah

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They’d tog off into the Celtic jersey if there’s a bit of sun in the square in Ballyshannon for the Rory Gallagher festival.

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Couldn’t get a pic yesterday, but auld lad in post office, retirement age. He had two Man Utd jackets on, one was a kind of tracksuit top, the other was a type of 3/4 length light rain jacket, Wrangler jeans and black cowboy boots. He was doing the auld lad roaster kind of whistling, but not loudly, “whistling under his breath”, if that’s the way to put it. Classic cut of a fella who’d be having a pint of Carling at 4 pm in a bar somewhere happy out. Or else training a team in the Desmond League.

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Councillor Fergus Kilcoyne.

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Tremendous

That’s pure mule

I wonder did he get a ‘You look great, honey’ from Biddy as he was about to sit down to the bowl of cornflakes.

Thank you for getting this noble thread back on track

Take your pick.

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How is yer man on the left a roaster?

He’s King of the Roasters

The glasses?

And his Clareness

He would buy and sell you twice before you noticed

GAA jacket, glasses and lack of a distinct hairstyle. In short everything, including his big roaster head.

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