The Roaster Thread

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Classic. Roasters love wearing sunglasses that they think look cool, but totally donā€™t suit their maaa heads. Like the auld lads with caps laid on their headsā€¦

And willy o dea

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Willie could be used as an example for just about anything, just like Father Bigley.

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Youā€™ve upped your game considerably. I lol every time now.

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The polo t shirt about 20 years old, those cream stripes were white when he got it

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It could have been taken yesterday or it could have been taken 20 years ago. A timeless Masterpiece.

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This chap just oozes Roaster ā€¦

The hould of the bottle of popā€¦

The sunken shoulder-line. Casio watch & not to be ignored KK jersey under the timeless jumper effort.

I reckon heā€™s a very nice man. He has the look of a thoroughly decent sort.

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Rural :+1:

The lad in the cap and the ginger lad are stone cold Steve Austin roasters. The lad in the bright green jumper shows great promise but is sadly blocked from view.

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Outstanding. Even the fella you canā€™t actually see, shluggin a large bottle of pop away in the background, you just know heā€™s packing serious roast as well.

What is the lad sitting on the bale eating?

He got two packs of them for good measure anyway.

Bottle full of backwash

Probably raw sausages.

Chaze and onion most likely

They go kind of look like the packaging of swine meat.

What an animal.

Do we have the technology for a clearer closeup?

They actually look like some sort of paper bags on closer inspection.

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They look like they are pretty horrible anyway but in true roaster fashion, he paid for them so heā€™s going to finish them.

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The one in his paw looks like something a hot dog would be served in. The other is probably a chips receptical

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