Outstanding work here lads
Iâd rather have pints with these roasters than the âtrendyâ Caherdavin/Na Piarsigh gammy estate house dwelling tight jeans sneery crowd laughing down their sleeves at them.
Itâs a modern day Caravaggio
They are lads that would drop everything to give you a hand if you needed it. Hard working, honest types.
And a bunch of townies sniggering away at them. You couldnât make it up.
Sure we can all make shit up about them.
Eg⌠They are lads that would vandalise a load of teachers cars cos they heard a rumour they were teaching sex education to junior infants! (Someone started a similar rumour on the parents WhatsApp here last year!)
Half them look as if they havent hands to wipe their holes
This is the thing. They look like they havenât a bob but would buy and sell the townies who snigger away at them. Townies in their 2 up 2 down spending their weekly wage on the latest fashion trends to look cool in some gammy discotheque downtown in the âmarket quarterâ or spouting shit to their soda cake mates on Limerickâs metropolitan north side. Thatâs the thing with townies, itâs all about how you look.
Chips & some kind of meat.
Rural types wouldnât drink pints with a gom like yourself ffs.
Off with ya soâŚ
Youâd fit in nicely Iâd say.
I wouldnât be up to the northside Limk standards of sleeping around with each others partnersâŚ
have you ever thought of going professional�
Jasus, give me a few tips quick.
Is that the new James bond?
Jesus Flatty relax, itâs only a league match thatâs still 48 hours out that yere going to win handy anyway. Youâre loitering around any thread remotely related to Limerick