Heâs so roasted the eyes have fully been engulfed by the roastedness.
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A solid brown shoe quotient there.
Iâd say heâs an Armagh fan judging the colour of the hat.
Both of them look their heads are badly photoshopped onto their bodies
I bought the oul lad a top of the range ready meal out of marks and spensersâŚfinest, or deluxe or extra fucking special. Nice handy dinner for him: microwave or oven, no dishes, etc. He takes one look at it and heads off to boil a pot of spudsâŚshur you canât have shepherdâs pie without spuds.
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The dubes and the HH jacket are rogby goy wear surely
Shur everyone was wearing it eventually, with boot cut jeans and collars up polo shirts.
The rugby jocks moved onto Movember taches all year around, and shorts and flip flops even in winter.
@cowpat obsession with roasters has him seeing ghosts. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
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A universal truth of life is when you meet a lad wearing a Helly Hansen jacket there is a every likelihood that he is a cunt. He will often have sunglasses on his head and wine trousers too.
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The Subaru jacket maybe more accurate @cowpat. I saw some junior roasters out lately taking pictures of boy racer cars. They all had bootcut jeans, brown slip on boots and some variation of the Subaru jacket.
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sunglasses that donât fit his fat head or donât suit him, but expensive sunglasses yeah
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Theyâd tog off into the Celtic jersey if thereâs a bit of sun in the square in Ballyshannon for the Rory Gallagher festival.
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Couldnât get a pic yesterday, but auld lad in post office, retirement age. He had two Man Utd jackets on, one was a kind of tracksuit top, the other was a type of 3/4 length light rain jacket, Wrangler jeans and black cowboy boots. He was doing the auld lad roaster kind of whistling, but not loudly, âwhistling under his breathâ, if thatâs the way to put it. Classic cut of a fella whoâd be having a pint of Carling at 4 pm in a bar somewhere happy out. Or else training a team in the Desmond League.
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