The Roaster Thread

Kildare

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Outstanding

He’s so roasted the eyes have fully been engulfed by the roastedness.

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A solid brown shoe quotient there.

I’d say he’s an Armagh fan judging the colour of the hat.

@BruidheanChaorthainn

https://twitter.com/MuireannNic/status/1759538708569575472?t=jCOPw8Ez_-kbnQ1_etlruQ&s=19

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Both of them look their heads are badly photoshopped onto their bodies

https://x.com/compsmckinney/status/1758503141299888256?s=46

I bought the oul lad a top of the range ready meal out of marks and spensers…finest, or deluxe or extra fucking special. Nice handy dinner for him: microwave or oven, no dishes, etc. He takes one look at it and heads off to boil a pot of spuds…shur you can’t have shepherd’s pie without spuds.

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Roaster wear options. Pint bottles of cider optional. Beer gut mandatory
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The dubes and the HH jacket are rogby goy wear surely

Shur everyone was wearing it eventually, with boot cut jeans and collars up polo shirts.
The rugby jocks moved onto Movember taches all year around, and shorts and flip flops even in winter.

@cowpat obsession with roasters has him seeing ghosts. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

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A universal truth of life is when you meet a lad wearing a Helly Hansen jacket there is a every likelihood that he is a cunt. He will often have sunglasses on his head and wine trousers too.

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The Subaru jacket maybe more accurate @cowpat. I saw some junior roasters out lately taking pictures of boy racer cars. They all had bootcut jeans, brown slip on boots and some variation of the Subaru jacket.

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sunglasses that don’t fit his fat head or don’t suit him, but expensive sunglasses yeah

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They’d tog off into the Celtic jersey if there’s a bit of sun in the square in Ballyshannon for the Rory Gallagher festival.

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