The Roaster Thread

I appreciate your connoisseurship…but i think you’re being pedantic

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You didn’t pull this suggestion out of your arse. Who’s been courting you, with wall to wall masses and cut price coal?

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He’s probably still in the ‘building trust’ phase and seems to be doing the necessary groundwork here. So I would stick with this strategy for now. I’ll warrant he knows more than he is letting on though.

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Could be a great idea for a clubber style service.

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I was thinking of starting a podcast to deal with the intricacies of these matters. I’d be targeting the cohort of folk who patronise the Lisdoonvarna matchmaking festival. I was thinking of calling it “Eye on the Acre” with a nod to the eminently successful Ear to the Ground…I

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While in Spain one year i managed to talk my father back in dublin through setting up the dodgy box for a kilkenny v Wexford championship match on sky sports. It took 45 mins of me talking slowly. Mrs Barnes reckoned i sounded like a pilot in air traffic control talking the hostess through landing the plane in one of them airplane movies.

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Eye on the acre is good, but it has obvious connotations with lack of ambition.
What about ‘Inheritance Watch’
Or:
‘In Place of the Son’

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https://youtube.com/shorts/WkyRLK-247A?si=bceN-QGDg7e9YT7X

This is pure roaster activity

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:white_check_mark: Bulging trousers pockets containing chunky ould leather wallet with a mix of till receipts, business cards and a lump of cash

:white_check_mark: 24% body fat, depleting insulin response and 3 years from blood pressure tablets

:white_check_mark: Seborrheic dermatitis surfacing significant inflammation of the digestive tract encapsulating years of seed‑oil ingestion

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Looming over the N17

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POTY