The Roaster Thread

Has Sheedy a hernia?

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Relocating to correct thread

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Nasty stuff.

“Ryan’s of Camden Street” “A heap of Tipp coloured balloons” “A Tipp fella and his brother”
In fairness to @gilgamboa the flashbacks / mental trauma will haunt him forever

The crumbled up tin foil is circling

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As I was saying…

There’s a lotta hurt there. A lotta hurt.

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Hon Snowball

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Robbie Fowlers endorsment should be sought

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I’ve a couple of elderly distant neighbours, I’m not sure if the farm has been set, sold, or if ownership has been transferred. But i call to see them regardless- usually when called upon, to see if something can be fixed without having to get a man in.
Anyhow, they’re very devout catholics. Unfortunately, someone (my oul lad) tipped them off about webcams and live mass. They were also assured that i could “get it for them.” I’ve had to “get it for them” every day for the last ten days.
Yesterday evening, i was called to get it for them from Clonard…an evening kick off. I don’t even bother trying to explain the underlying technique…just fired up the television. They both sat down to enjoy mass…while having their dinner. Spuds, peas, chicken, mashed carrots and gravy. They didn’t as much as blink when i bade them farewell.
He had a slap of mustard on his chicken, as if things weren’t bad enough.

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Righty O.

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Which is it KP?

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What would your plan of action from here be?

Would you content yourself taking long-range shots like @glenshane or would you opt for a more aggressive tactic…
He could make a DVD of 10/12 masses and have them on a loop for them.

It’s an encouraging start nevertheless.

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Would they not have had the dinner at 12pm? Or was it round 2? Any sweet?

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They gave up the sweet as there was too much palm oil in the swiss roll

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I’d say roasters would think palm oil is something the “Spanards” put in their hair. No roaster would give up a sweet unless the doctor ordered them to!