A bad 24hrs internetting for @Chucks_Nwoko -
Wear their “good clothes” to Croke Park and bring a girlfriend all done up as it is a social occasion
Both of them with sunglasses on their head
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The fuckin Paramatta road.
Fitz is a used car salesman
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Old Gill
The first 20 were exemplary. I’ve plateaud the last 4 admittedly.
This Ripster thing is going places.
Wear ill-fitting, knock down designer clothes from TK Maxx for the sake of being seen in the brands.
Profess a love for NFL, but show an inability to understand the game beyond “Some play by X there”.
Listen to bands like Coldplay, Mumford and Sons or The Script, and think that qualifies as alternative.
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Ripsters love the Coronas
How could I forget?
I have a healthy knowledge of the sport.
Ripsters drink pints in O’Donoghues. Thinking they have cracked it drinking in a “cool” historic bar in Dublin they lap up the shit liquor and ignorant barmen.
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A nice few Galwegians had this look going on at the All Ireland semi last year. Once the game got going the fake sophisticated accent was replaced by the thick Wesht accent, the sunglasses seemed to disappear and the true roaster came out in them
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@chocolatemice is engaging in ripster behaviour on the ravenous thread. He worked on a food stall and is giving himself bouquets for being familiar with hummus.
Definition of roaster from urban dictionary “an individual who doesn’t abide by the social norms of civilised society” can be used to describe somebody who is making a complete cunt of themselves
Go on ski holidays once or twice and then wear the ski gear to the shops at home
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Go surfing in Ireland
Any ripster worth his salt has a che Guevara t shirt. This despite knowing fuck all about him
These two would be more prevalent in D4 or C4
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I’ve missed a beat here… ripster?
Go back up along the way pal