The Roaster Thread


#1691

Genuine question. Isn’t the little lad on the left about 12?


#1692

He is and wouldn’t you be proud of him if he was your own?


#1693

Saw a good few Armagh roasters wearing slip on brown boots around the Croke Park area on Saturday.


#1694

The footwear choice of diesel washers.


#1695

Ive a pair a them meself


#1696

Anybody who doesn’t work in an office all day has a pair.


#1697

Cattle traders are in, the republic of Oireland behind the uk again in the fashion stakes


#1698

Or maybe the UK is behind Ireland. They are not the most intelligent folk over there.


#1699

Tommy Walsh on Newstalk there on about “mantaining” levels and quoting Will Smith. An awful roaster.


#1700


#1701

What the fuck is that? Did he start off as a normal sized fella and gets smaller every time Mayo bottle something?


#1702

He’d be a foetus if that was the case.


#1703

That lad is only 10 years old but watching Mayo footballers ages a body terribly.


#1704

The curious case of…


#1705

Michael Creed, the minister for Agriculture, was on the radio this evening talking about “On-trap-in-airs”


#1706

That was fucking bizarre. I thought John Murray was gonna choke trying to keep himself from laughing

On-trop-in-oooors

Where’s that gobshite from?


#1707

Cork, pal.

You’d surely have guessed that?


#1708

To be honest I couldn’t concentrate on anything else, because he just kept repeating the word over and over and the more he said it the worse it got. And I was waiting for Murray to burst out laughing live on air.

So I wasn’t paying heed to his accent initially


#1709

It was bizzare.

He also said at one stage “people can’t keep hankering after the status quo”. It made absolutely no sense in the context of what he was discussing.

I missed the start so assumed he was some lad from Macra, not a fuckin Minister.


#1710

Murray gave up at that stage. He had a fuckin clue where he was going himself with it. It was obviously a sound bite he’d heard somewhere and thought to himself 'that’s a good ‘un. I’ll use that to make me sound cleverer’