Anybody got a cell somewhere. Theyâre fucking killing each other here
Iâd say the smallie hasnât got a look in
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Sadly, my duties are restricted to finding the poxy pieces out of the 10 or so tiny packets and hundreds of pieces. Kids are loving it though. Youâd put down an hour no bother.
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I tried jigsaws with my one and she was grand and handy, good even at the ones in her own age groupâŚ
iâll get her a harder one, says I, unfortunately sheâs got her Daddyâs temper and flair for dramatics, the things was fucked upside down and pieces scattered to the four corners of the house after 10 minutes
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Youâre not going to win this
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The whole Island.
Youll have to re-tile your roof or something mate. Or set fire to an elderly neighbourâs house so you can save them.
Rubber powered duration model? Is it a vibrator youâve bought?
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You wait until everyone elseâs batteries run out.
Way too innocent for me. My eish orders are dark and hidden at the back of the bushes 
It says I have to sign in ? Cant see the product,
Theyâre selling off chawklit for half nothing in the loop. Iâll be an obese alcoholic come May
Iâll say nathin.
I donât understand the quip. Iâm an innocent man.