Current stock count
Water (Litres) 37
Heineken bottles 88
Corona bottles 21
Vodka (litres) 4
Bog roll (units) 27
Tins of beans 12
Boil in the bag rice (packets) 20
Pasta (packets) 5
Coffee (jars) 3
Tea bags 100+
State of mind: Zen like
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You might starve to death but at least youâll be giddy doing so.
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Apart from alcohol the food is only a sample
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Iâm gonna have some garden this year. Monty Don will be jealous of my spuds.
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So youâve rice pasta and beans to eat .
Best of luck @Juhniallio of all the posters on here Iâd like to die youâd be towards the bottom of the list. One of the good guys.
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Best of luck @Juhniallio, although Iâm sure you are weighing up the âlike co-effecientâ between a positive and negative diagnosis here. Could be the difference between a Good Reply and a Great Reply.
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And a freezer full of meat, veg fruit spuds etc. That was only a snapshot of my stock in hand
The all clear would be a certain great reply but he could get a serious run of nice posts out of a negative diagnosis.
Poor auld pensioner grannies wonât be able to get their fix of Corona and Vodka with you hoarding it.
Youâre fucked @Bod95. Youâve panicked already and stockpiled. That mentality will cost you in the long run. A bit of frugal ingenuity, a bit of brazen defiance would see you in better stead.
When your supplies run low and the situation has thickened, what will you do then? Sure you have pasta and beans, but so do them poor misfortunes in Lombardi.
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Harvest the land around you .
You give OnePlus great publicity.
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I canât switch the fucking thing off
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There must be a few of the beetroot smashing set on the cusp of fabricating a diagnosis for a few likes
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