Wonder what cathedral Roy was in
Probably TNH as well
TNH before I believe
Gobshite
I worshipped at a few cathedrals tonight. Now Iāve a 90 minute + bus journey ahead. I missed the train I was supposed to get due to lovely, lovely pints.
I regret nothing.
A beautifully put bullshit story
Iām tempted to go worshiping tomorrow
Why not pal. Dublin is a great city for such activities
The rubby crowd beautifully captured by Roy 
It just goes to show Dublin pubs are full of auld guff and smart talk. If the customer asked for blackcurrant, give them the fucking blackcurrant. The price they charge for a pint in Dublin, they should be fondling your balls as the pint settles.
Admins
You donāt go into a Michelin starred restaurant and ask for ketchup.
Youāre comparing some fart ridden watering hole full of off duty Man City supporting Dublin taxi drivers to a Michelin star restaurant! 
Do you have issues controlling your bodily functions?
A cathedral of porter.
You donāt throw salt and vinegar on Eucharistic bread.
His gut must be in a bad way
Brought the kids to Burger King in Dun Laoghaire earlier.
Some lad comes in absolutely ossified and proceeds to walk into the toilet just as I was going in myself with the child.
There were three doors in a row, staff only, mens, kids/disabled.
Anyway, straight up to door number one he goes, doesnāt see the step and falls face first into some sort of storeroom, knocking over a load of shit and half mangling himself.
Up he gets somehow, at this stage behind me, I walk into the kids jacks with the child and in the door after me he comes, so I had to kind push him out the door with a āsorry mate thereās only one jacks in here, you canāt come inā
No bother he says where is the menās, so I point him back to the door he passed and off he goes happy as larry.
5 seconds later all I hear is a monster crash bang wallop, then a howl, followed by a roar of āFor Fuck Sake, this is the same fucking room againā
Like something out of a bad carry on film
Shame whatās gone on with the iveagh markets. Youād love to see your man the Guinness fella take ownership back and gift it to Dublin for use as a market again. Hopefully the lad who wants to stick a hotel in it can be hunted. @Fagan_ODowd, I think you had something negative to say about the Guinnessās there recently, but despite their unionist leanings havenāt they a great record of philanthropy to the state? Were very progressive in how they treated their workers too I believe.
Martin Keane should be in jail
Keane talks some amount of utter drivel, whatever the rights and wrongs. DCC selling a 500 year lease on a property given to the state seems wrong.