That was in the plot of inglorious bastards pal
Who knew a nose jibe would drag king hooter out 
ā¦ And yes, it Didā¦ allegedly.
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Did you eat the nose or spit it out?
Why do these lads always have Limerick accents, no matter where the cunts are.
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It was kicked out of my mouth by about ten of the chaps mates trying to boot me off him.
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Ten of them?! Wow. Thatās almost unbelievable
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He was ringing the Gardai when a few 15 year olds were shouting loudly up the road from his flat a few weeks back. He wouldnāt bate snow off a rope
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Almostā¦but itās me weāre talking about.
Crusty chicks from the Art College wear big boots as well, you were lucky to get out of there with your life.
The Mary I/Art & Design crew that frequented Flanās were serious headhunters
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Another gee bag rattledā¦ 
The amount of insecurity on display when a man shows up is unreal. The lesser stags rattled to their core by the scent of a dominant Stagā¦ As nature intended.
A stag?! Youāre like fucking Bambi here slipping and sliding around the place
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Iām actually mortified for the lot of yee. In the face of emasculation youāve banded together like a bunch of pure fannies tapping on the like button like itās a security blanket
Iām worse engaging with a bunch of queens.
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Galway looked much more fun tbh.
You were off your head on yokes and were trying to lob into some fat goth more like
You wouldnāt carve the fucking banana bread you made under your bed last year
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Iāll fight any man
FUCK THE PIGS
This burst of imagined machismo from @Thomas_Brady doesnāt appear to have impressed the forum hardchaws. Swing and a miss itās called.
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