The Tennis Thread

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Claire Byrne will have an oversized tennis racket in studio tonight.

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My sauces tell me Novax has not been arrested and is doing keepy ups in his luxurious hotel room as we speak.

In confirmed news, Nick the Greek has picked up the bug. Kyrgios, a potentially bigger miss to the tournament than Novax.

Australia must be an awful kip.

Tennis fans, formula 1 fans. Put them in the same room and lock it, throw away the key.

A ghastly place.

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Vaccinated lads dropping out whilst “Novax” is ready to go

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Novax has offered to make a free cameo appearance in Neighbours to keep his visa.

This offer has been rejected.

It’s hilarious. 3 shots of the jungle juice and they still can’t play.

Very embarrassing for Australia.

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I thought the problem was he wasn’t ready to go?

If he’s ready to go, well, what’s stopping him?

Melbourne City Centre to the airport is 30 dollars in a taxi.

I hope Djokovic pulls out of the Australian Open saying its to protest the conditions and human rights abuses of Australia. Calling it a backwards dictatorship and a joke of a country.

Nadal will be seething. He was putting the boot into Novak in a big way last week. I’d say he was thinking with such a weakened field, he’s never get a better chance to add to his lone win in 2009.

Given his family have got Nigel Farage on board, the same Nigel Farage who has consistently praised Australian immigration policy, I don’t think that’s too likely.

Let the man hope and dream, would you.

Farage is a paradoy account gone too far. This is a win for human rights.

How so? It was a “win” for a lawyer arguing that the Australian Border Police should have waited an extra 48 minutes.

It’s a victory for freedom.

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