Funny
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My favourite terrible joke:
What did the horse say to the one legged jockey?
How’re you gettin’ on?
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I went to the zoo yesterday and there was only one animal there, a dog. It was a shit zoo.
A lad wakes up the morning after the night before.
A young one beside him in the bed.
He looks around and realises he’s in a caravan.
He turned to the lady beside him. ‘I thought you told me you were a nurse?!’
‘No - I said I was one of the Ward sisters’
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It is a cracking joke!
A lad told me that earlier in the pub and I split myself laughing.
I had missed your post.
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Old. You can’t beat them 
Edit: reminds me of a story - A friend of a friend pulled one night in Galway and was brought back to her place. They were getting down to it when he was told ‘Lob it into me Boss’ 
Operation abandoned post haste.
It’s normally in the morning when she says ye can live in the back of the van, that clarity comes.
The 10 step guide to success.
Step 1 - only ever tell people 10% of what you know.
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Did you know Raymond Burr made only two seasons of Ironside.
He was sick of being pushed around…
One summer a young family moved into a vacant house. One day builders turned up to renovate the vacant house next door. The 5 year old daughter took an interest whilst out playing and the builders adopted her as a mascot and they’d give her little jobs to do to make her feel important and let her sit with them at tea time and lunch breaks and they’d give her biscuits etc.
At the end of the 1st week they even gave her an envelope with €5 in it as ‘pay’.
Her mum was thrilled and as she was going to the bank suggested the little girl start a bank account with her ‘pay’
The teller chatted to the little girl and asked if the money was a birthday present ‘no’ she said ‘I was working all week with the builders working next door’
The teller was very impressed and asked the girl ‘So will you be working with them next week again then?’
‘Dunno’ said the little girl ‘It depends if those cunts from Chadwicks deliver the fucking plasterboard or not’
Sigh
Plagiarism is never pretty. Expected better out of you
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