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I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained to me that its the vitamin c and natural sugars, but I really think its the vodka.
What has teo butts and kills people?
An assassin
Funny
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My favourite terrible joke:
What did the horse say to the one legged jockey?
How’re you gettin’ on?
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I went to the zoo yesterday and there was only one animal there, a dog. It was a shit zoo.
A lad wakes up the morning after the night before.
A young one beside him in the bed.
He looks around and realises he’s in a caravan.
He turned to the lady beside him. ‘I thought you told me you were a nurse?!’
‘No - I said I was one of the Ward sisters’
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It is a cracking joke!
A lad told me that earlier in the pub and I split myself laughing.
I had missed your post.
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Old. You can’t beat them 
Edit: reminds me of a story - A friend of a friend pulled one night in Galway and was brought back to her place. They were getting down to it when he was told ‘Lob it into me Boss’ 
Operation abandoned post haste.
It’s normally in the morning when she says ye can live in the back of the van, that clarity comes.
The 10 step guide to success.
Step 1 - only ever tell people 10% of what you know.
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