Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the greengrocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, 'I canât hear a word youâre saying, but I remember the guy youâre talking about.
And the styrofoam theyâre mixing in with the petrol. Disaster altogether.
Seriously though wars are not for people like me, @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy and Eamon with green tinted glasses.
On a positive note I see Analog Devices are planning an expansion. The Analog boys always say. âYou canât beat a good warâ. Pay rise looming.
ADI have a serious campus, in this in addition to the extension that was supposed to start 3 years ago?
Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher stands in front of them and exposes himself.
One had a stroke but the other couldnât reach.
Brian in After Life is the king of the terrible joke
What do you get if you cross Buzz Aldrin with my ex-wife?
An astronaut who fucks gypsies
Eh ⌠is that not just a bit racist as opposed to shit? Youâd normally be very against anyone making traveller gags.
OK mate.
Headshot etc etc
Not really going for any headshots or anything. Just find it weird. Youâre admirably opposed to any anti traveller stuff on here so i find it strange youd do a traveller joke. Thats all.
Itâs not racist to say in a joke that some people are travellers or Gypsies, is it?
Whatâs racist about it?
This thread has taken an odd turn
The nub of the joke being its weird to fuck gypsies. If the joke was an astronaut who fucks people it wouldnt be funny at all. An astronaut who fucks any man she sees⌠might be funny. But the joke is based on the fact that there is something dodgy about fucking gypsies.
You be careful mate. Ive seen posters banned from a thread for lessâŚin fact ive seen them banned for no reason at all
I thought that Brian character got way too much screentime in S3.
The traveller lads back him up something fierce in the finale though.
No mate, the nub of the joke is that itâs not a joke at all, a âterrible jokeâ if you will. And thereâs truth in it,
Thereâs nothing whatsoever racist in it, he could have said a bus driver, or just about anything, the character that was riding his ex wife was a gypsy.
Just when you thought the forum had matured.
I donât know the answer to that unfortunately.