The Terrible Joke Thread

One for @TreatyStones

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Will I @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy ?

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Go on, you have to now…

What mountain range will you find on your legs ?

The Pair O’Knees

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The youngster asked me to spell icup today, he mugged me off good and proper.

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Iron Brew

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I don’t get it…

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:grin::grin:

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If I didn’t get it I would be slow to confess to it. Mane Cavan fucker uses boiled water from iron to make cup of tea. Saving electricity and water and vitally - wasting nothing.

the line about where once there was shame is the best line ever

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An absolute genius. May he RIP.

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Saving the water by taking it from the iron instead of the tap

Stupid Cavan fucker more like.

The water in the tank doesn’t get hot until it passes through the iron element and turns into steam.

I understand that thespians up around the lake lands don’t appreciate the technical aspects of life.
No offence meant.

I’d accept that explanation except that the tea bag is already in situ.

water is also free in Oireland

Disappointed at you of all people judging the Cavan eco warrior like that

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all property is theft

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