Bono, the lead singer of U2 is known for being self-righteous …
… He is also an A-list rock and roll celebrity.
At a recent concert in Glasgow Scotland, he asked the audience for complete and utter silence.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds. Holding the audience hostage in total silence. He said into the microphone; “Every-time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”
From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet;
“Well, FUCKING stoop doin ait then, ya evil bastard!”
A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?”
The father said: "Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
“And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a ‘djbellah.’ As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body.”
The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
“These are ‘babouches’ my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet.”
“So tell me then,” added the boy.
"Yes, my son…”
"Why are we living in Longford and still wearing all this shit?
