The Terrible Joke Thread

Went into the pub, seen it was darts night.

I did a 180 and walked out…

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You what’s annoyin

An upside down 6

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I have 2 tickets for Man Utd vs Newcastle at Old Trafford tomorrow night if anyone wants them. Decent seats, and both in the shallow end.

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Seems logical enough seeing as Ken himself is dead six years now.

Ken Dodd could barely say it when he was alive

What did the horse say to the one legged jockey?

How are ya getting on.

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