Thatās why itās terrible
No. But his face rings a bell?
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Thatās better than the original
He didnāt have a prayer?
Did you hear about the priest with the shaky hand?
He was doing a funeral and everyone was incensed.
Thatās a JG original.
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Award for worst joke ever goes toā¦
This one could head off in any direction
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Wanted to source my own honey so went to a local bee keeper and asked him for 12 bees. He gave me 13. When I pointed out his mistake he said ācall it a freebieā.
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One of them looked at another one and said āwho are you, I donāt recognize ya?
Thatās cause Iām a newbieā
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Took my catās medication last night by accident. Donāt ask miaow.
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How are you feline since?
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You know the answer to that.
Heās feeling cat
The cat is goneā¦
A man walks into a bar and says loudly,
āBartender, six shots!ā The bartender looks at him and says,
āWow six shots, whats the occasion?ā
The man replies, āFirst blowjob!ā
The bartender then pours him a seventh shot and says,
āCongrats man, this oneās on me.ā
The man then says,
"Man if six shots canāt get the taste out of my mouth I donāt know what will
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A traveller couple got divorced.
When it was finalised, the lady got upset.
The man tried to console her.
āIsnāt it ok? We are still cousinsā.
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āI wasnāt particularly close to my dad before he diedā¦ which was lucky, because he trod on a land mineā Olaf Falafel
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I had sex with a blind woman.
She said āyou have the biggest dick I ever laid hands on.ā
I said āyouāre pulling my legā.
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