The TFK official 'I've fucked it up' thread

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[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1099390, member: 1533”]I was once brought back to the Maldron by two girls to drink a bottle of wine. One had a fiancée but the other was a stone fox of a teacher called Hayley*. We got langers and passed and I was too hungover to ask for her number before she left for dublin and I never saw Hayley again. :frowning: Appropriate thread.

The Strand is always full of rugby teams.

*maybe. She might have been english. I think the other one was Aisling.[/QUOTE]

i was once
a bottle of wine
got langars
too hungover
i never saw hayley again
i think
she might
maybe

fucking disgrace of a young fella

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Balls up with women or telling stories like that on the Internet?

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[QUOTE=“Juhniallio, post: 1099317, member: 53”]You’re alright CM, I’ll have a look at the hotels you mentioned. The last thing you want is me and the brother cramping your style.*

*dttp[/QUOTE]

I usually stay in the old Jurys, now called the Limerick City hotel. €59 b&b corporate rate* , probably get a twin room cheaper, basic enough, no pool, grub is grand.

*I’m a businessman

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[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1099540, member: 234”]i was once
a bottle of wine
got langars
too hungover
i never saw hayley again
i think
she might
maybe

fucking disgrace of a young fella[/QUOTE]
There isn’t a man alive who hasn’t gotten too drunk, regardless of what this fella drank… But by fuck you carry out the mission the next morning regardless of your state…It’s unforgivable. A waste of a mickey that fella.

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:slight_smile:

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You mug.

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Smacks of a sheltered upbringing. Bit late in the day now but his mother might need to break it to him that he will have to take his mickey out of its box someday and show it to a girl.

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:eek:

Are you suggesting he should have Quilled her?

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Boom. Good call Runty. Grand gym and good pool and sauna. I had me a lovely steak too. I’ll also pop round to the Aldi tomorrow and get a full shop in before returning to dublin on Wednesday.
Only bad mark is the farcical traffic access for it. Joke shop.

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[QUOTE=“Juhniallio, post: 1100805, member: 53”]Boom. Good call Runty. Grand gym and good pool and sauna. I had me a lovely steak too. I’ll also pop round to the Aldi tomorrow and get a full shop in before returning to dublin on Wednesday.
Only bad mark is the farcical traffic access for it. Joke shop.[/QUOTE]

Some view too

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Take a stroll across the road and have a look at the steering wheel

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Quality alright. I presume you’re talking about the ‘EuroMeats’ shop?

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He could have a game of lives in there.

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Last time I was in there a friendly lad told me he’d drive a spike through my head.

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You are about 100 yards from the infamous estates of Southill.

The Steering Wheel pub across the road is where two very famous incidents took place.

  1. Roy Collins was murdered beside it.
  2. @North County Corncake and his rovers buddies got the shit kicked out of them and ran all the way to Nenagh to escape.
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[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1100949, member: 1786”]You are about 100 yards from the infamous estates of Southill.

The Steering Wheel pub across the road is where two very famous incidents took place.

  1. Roy Collins was murdered beside it.
  2. @North County Corncake and his rovers buddies got the shit kicked out of them and ran all the way to Nenagh to escape.[/QUOTE]
    I thought he was referring to the halting site.
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It’s 360 degrees of magnificence. I’d love to hear the logic of building a relatively nice hotel there.

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You know Limerick as well as @The Dunph

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the whole of limerick is a halting site- where would u build it? :D:D

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:rolleyes:

The real @Joe Player loves Limerick. What ape has the login now?