I came 5th in flying. Pay cut as well.
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I had a row with my boss and I’m going to shit on the OCD cunts desk later on
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Good man art. I’m right with you. Send me an address and I’ll help out.
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Don’t forget to put a stamp on the parcel
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I’d urge Caution here pal its a slippery slope. You will be ordering hunting knives before long.
And pissing in his icetrays
Ordering the steakknifes isn’t the problem, its when you start doing lardies up the Gary glitter that you know you’ve gone too far
I assumed you were already there.
I cooked a bolognese today. Loads left for tomorrow’s dinner until I decided to put it in the Tupperware box and dropped the box on the floor thus spilling all the contents. I was covered, the floor was covered, the fridge and half the kitchen presses got splashed. I’ve binned the socks but I had to clean it all and mop the floor. And I’ve fuck all dinner for the kids tomorrow. Idiot.
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Oh I fucking hate that
Wasn’t even jarred doing it. Just plain thick.
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I did the same with a full carton of milk yesterday which is worse. Cleaned it up as best I could and in fairness Mrs I M washed the floor afterwards. Worst of it is though if I missed any bit at all, it will stink the place out
I doubt you got it all Juh… try the looking around door jambs, skirting and nearby chair legs.
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He’ll smell today if he didn’t
I’m a limerick hurling supporter. I’m never more than 70 minutes away from tears
They play about 6 games a year mate .idiotic statement
Whatever
Nightmare.