The TFK official 'I've fucked it up' thread

there is a lovely half cast lady in my gym who has been eyeing my up for the last few months when I go it at lunchtime, and I must admit I’d love to bang her in the jacks, today she came over to me and asked to work in in on the cable crossover machine, I told her to I’d be be finished in 2 minutes, and gave her a smile when I finished, I was making the tae and a ham sandwich there, replaying it in my mind and realised she probably wanted an excuse to talk to me, I’m going ape here now @caoimhaoin what is your take on this situation?

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good play @Tassotti. Don’t appear too eager and she’ll be mad for it. Is there a steam room/sauna in your gym there? I’d say casually mention it to her the next time you’re heading in there…

I smashed a glass bottle of olive oil the other day. Took me a good half hour to get it all cleaned up.

I smashed a guitar to pieces in a fit of drunken rage the other night. A beautiful Tanglewood semi that I paid 800 euro for back in November. I’ve been feeling a touch sheepish with myself all week

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Was she worth it pal?

No mate. I fucked it up

Have you considered contacting her friend via social media?

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Seems excessive

Agreed

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El Kabong himself

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That’s generally how it’s done alright

Good and proper

I love a good fit of rage tho…

While my guitar gently weeps

What prompted that pal?

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Why would you do something like that?

Ike Turner

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I can’t get no sleep, I think about the implications

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