🌬 The Weather Thread part 2

What’s the outlook for the BH weekend

The forum meteorologist probably has 40 U-10’s running laps and lifting tractor tyres as part of his S&C programme. Expect a comprehensive bulletin later on, or possibly as delayed as tomorrow.

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Dont forget hitting sliothars on a rope

Ah lovely. I had this from my sister earlier

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Hitting sliotars on a rope is more of an u7 thang

The weather is turning unseasonably cool again. Changeable for the next few days, the usual.

Lovely. That’ll put a halt on the silage cunts gallop. Choking up the roads the cunts. Worse than fucking cyclists cunts so they are.
Grrrr. :angry:

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If you’re not hitting sliothars on a rope at U11 you’ll be left behind

You’re dead to me

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Left and right out of the hand off the wall and back into the paw at u11.
The ball on the rope is the remedial class at that age.

Ah no, you get great showldering contests if you do it right

Ah here. Poor cunts not entitled to make a living now. Fuck sake, it’s for a few weeks of the year when they’re saving a bit of grass for the winter. When you’re nursing your hangover on Christmas morning, you wont give two fucks about cattle needing feeding.

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I wish I was a farmer.

Do they have to be drawing it at rush hour though along main roads,?

Out in the fields

the fresh air

feeding the people

farmers are lucky bastards

Yes. There’s a short window to get it done.

Not to get all Ag Science on you, but milking cows in particular are fussy when it comes to the quality of the grass that is saved. If grass grows too strong, (i.e. into late June/early July) they will not eat it, plus most of the goodness is gone out of it, so the milk quality suffers.

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Get one of those book yokes you can listen to. Relax.

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