@Chucks_Nwoko are you prepared for tomorrow? First day in November since 1982 to top 41 degrees.
It’s going to be stifling. As a contact lens wearer, I struggle on days like tomorrow. The feeling of helplessness as the plastic fuses with your iris is awful. I could wear my glasses, but I’d rather not look like a mug.
Are you gonna have to hose down your timber shack before you head to work in the morning?
Why not just wear glasses? It’s terribly on point at the moment to wear them.
My brick and tile home is suitably prepared, with the gutters cleaned out last weekend to guard against ember attack and the rest of the property cleaned up and checked for any potential fuel sources that could threaten us. Pretty stifling out there at present.
I like to avoid any physical barriers when I look a man in the eye. It’s the only way to conduct business. Plus any momentary adjustment of the frames may be construed as a sign of bumbling weakness. It’s a cutthroat world we Sydneysiders live in, and I’m taking the shortest route to the top.
It’s gonna be tough alright. Thankfully I’ll be in the office all day mind you. A lot of the external tradies will finish up early I’d say. When you hear a few créatúir around here crying about Storm Barney or whatever it was, I take it as a badge of supremacy that I handle these testing conditions, masculinity intact.
They called it a storm. Bless.
I’d rather not actually. I will always visualise @bandage as wearing a 1996 Wexford jersey, running (nay, sprinting) past O’Connell Station, in a downpour.
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Careful now, there was tens of euros of damage done to wheelie bins throughout the mid-west.
In fairness, that equates to tens of thousands of dollars, so we’re in no position to make merry about it.
A couple of roasters thinking they’re hard chaws because they lived through a 105 degree day.
Gas shit.
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+1 Could you imagine how the abbos look at the pale skinned roasters as they sweat bullets as a result of a bit of sun?
In an air conditioned office.
With a lift
A lift filled with morons it seems.
That would be about right… One fella with a glass eye and the other cunt with melted contact lenses… No wonder they couldn’t get to the right floor.
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what’s a tradie?
Someone who plays traditional music
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Where is this place?
@Fitzy will you be sticking to the usual 10 litres of water today, or will you up it to a round DOZEN LITRES, given the heat forecast.
Lads, it might be warm but that doesn’t change the fact you both live in a lickspittle racist shithole.
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