Clare hurling broke his heart.
Get well soon lad.
Any chance you could throw in a few feet of bowel when you’re at it?
Don’t tell me you’re having second thoughts about the realignment surgery?
I’ve loads to spare, I’ll have to run it through the power washer before I load it onto the back of the ass though
Ah I’ll take it kid. Wrap it up well
Fractured my cheekbone. Some would have said it was an improvement
I’d say that’s sore.
It cuts down on the culinary options anyway
How did it happen?
Collided with a fella in a match, got the top of his head into my face. Poor tackling technique in the late autumn of my career.
How’d you do that mate? Are you in for the Christmas?
Was it rubby?
Perish the thought. Bogball.
Lucky you didn’t collide with me. I could have killed you.
Good enough for you so.
Could have taken his eye out
At this time of year? Married v Singles? Muldoon’s v Townies? Settled v Traaavellers?
Get well soon pal.
Interfirms. Might be time to draw a line under the playing gig.
You’d want your head examined playing inter firms*
*You are getting your head examined.