Things I learned today (Part 1)

[myboyblue]

Maybe someday some poor unfortunate woman, desperate to quieten that ticking clock inside her, will allow him to shove his soft cock into her long enough to impregnate her between his incoherent sobbing, and then he’ll experience the joy of going a distance with a young child and the need to use something which is ‘convenient’.

[TreatyStones]

@myboyblue

Maybe someday some poor unfortunate woman, desperate to quieten that ticking clock inside her, will allow him to shove his soft cock into her long enough to impregnate her between his incoherent sobbing, and then he’ll experience the joy of going a distance with a young child and the need to use something which is ‘convenient’.

christ, be careful, he’ll have destroyed his keyboard reading that

[Bandage]

There’s some great INTERNETTING being done on TFK today. Caustic put downs aplenty.

[glasagusban]

@TreatyStones

The same reason most people use motorway service stations. Convenience.

Maybe when you are a big boy, have your own car and don’t have to rely on the €10 bus to bring you to Dublin you will understand,

I drive past midway twice a week, pal. Can’t comprehend how anyone but a stupid fat useless roaster who wanted chips would need to stop there.

[Mac]

Start a Laois service stops group then and be done with it

[myboyblue]

That’ll be Juhnys call to make

[ironmoth]

@TreatyStones

If this thread prevents another poster from the torture I had to endure on Sunday evening waiting for 25 minutes in the fucking Midway, waiting for shite chips, while surrounded by Cork people then it will have been worthwhile.

A true Christian - right before our screens. No hiding behind printers here.

[corner_back]

Where’s Junction 14? Midway was shite enough the last time I was there about 5 years ago

[myboyblue]

@corner_back

Where’s Junction 14? Midway was shite enough the last time I was there about 5 years ago

Monasterevin turn off, oddly enough between J13 and J15.

[corner_back]

Ok. Never have reason to be on that road. Carry on.

[Juhniallio]

Holy shit lads. This has really taken off. I’m delighted.
@Mac They are in separate counties. It’s a big bone of contention. The midway are not allowed advertise on the motorway while the J14 crowd can because they’re in Kildare presumably. This was the story as given by the lovely lady in the dijion restaurant.
@glasagusban you don’t need to stop on long journeys nor have the ability to see why other people might. It’s amazing given your incredible insights into the lives and situations of refugees, travellers, new teachers, renters, LGBTG&B, the depressed etc that you see absolutely no circumstances when someone might wish to stop driving for a period.
@carryharry My new Berlingo is fucking sweet. Ta. I’ll leave a fresh rolled bifter under the cistern in the midway next time I’m passing through.
@mbb revel in the Laoisery of it all. IT’s rare there’s anything to talk about that shithole for.

[myboyblue]

@Juhniallio

Holy shit lads. This has really taken off. I’m delighted.
@Mac They are in separate counties. It’s a big bone of contention. The midway are not allowed advertise on the motorway while the J14 crowd can because they’re in Kildare presumably. This was the story as given by the lovely lady in the dijion restaurant.
@glasagusban you don’t need to stop on long journeys nor have the ability to see why other people might. It’s amazing given your incredible insights into the lives and situations of refugees, travellers, new teachers, renters, LGBTG&B, the depressed etc that you see absolutely no circumstances when someone might wish to stop driving for a period.
@carryharry My new Berlingo is fucking sweet. Ta. I’ll leave a fresh rolled bifter under the cistern in the midway next time I’m passing through.
@mbb revel in the Laoisery of it all. IT’s rare there’s anything to talk about that shithole for.

Mate, we have Treacy’s, we’re good. We’re good.

[Mac]

@Juhniallio

@glasagusban you don’t need to stop on long journeys nor have the ability to see why other people might. It’s amazing given your incredible insights into the lives and situations of refugees, travellers, new teachers, renters, LGBTG&B, the depressed etc that you see absolutely no circumstances when someone might wish to stop driving for a period.

Lovely, just lovely

[Juhniallio]

@Mac

@Juhniallio

@glasagusban you don’t need to stop on long journeys nor have the ability to see why other people might. It’s amazing given your incredible insights into the lives and situations of refugees, travellers, new teachers, renters, LGBTG&B, the depressed etc that you see absolutely no circumstances when someone might wish to stop driving for a period.

Lovely, just lovely

I know. Sometimes I feel bad because it feels like I’m slapping a puppy or something.

[glasagusban]

Not until they have a Facebook page that I can share I don’t.

[myboyblue]

Linda Martin |

[balbec]

Or he could have driven on to the McDonalds outside Roscrea

[balbec]

There has been a great edge on here since the Rugby World Cup. Loads of bitterness and alliances shifting from one topic to another.

[carryharry]

@Juhniallio

@carryharry My new Berlingo is fucking sweet. Ta. I’ll leave a fresh rolled bifter under the cistern in the midway next time I’m passing through.

What a guy.

We must up for din dins some afternoon.

[Mullach_Ide]

@myboyblue

@Juhniallio

Holy shit lads. This has really taken off. I’m delighted.
@Mac They are in separate counties. It’s a big bone of contention. The midway are not allowed advertise on the motorway while the J14 crowd can because they’re in Kildare presumably. This was the story as given by the lovely lady in the dijion restaurant.
@glasagusban you don’t need to stop on long journeys nor have the ability to see why other people might. It’s amazing given your incredible insights into the lives and situations of refugees, travellers, new teachers, renters, LGBTG&B, the depressed etc that you see absolutely no circumstances when someone might wish to stop driving for a period.
@carryharry My new Berlingo is fucking sweet. Ta. I’ll leave a fresh rolled bifter under the cistern in the midway next time I’m passing through.
@mbb revel in the Laoisery of it all. IT’s rare there’s anything to talk about that shithole for.

Mate, we have Treacy’s, we’re good. We’re good.

Fucking microwaved veg…