Things I learned today (Part 1)

Think it is based on the book ā€œpornoā€ which is a decent aul yarn .

Its not a remake doh

Know very little about it chief. Apart from I knew it was being made

Barack Obama was a smoker

Both Andy Townsendā€™s and Chris Suttonā€™s fathers were professional footballers.

He never bought a box, every cunt begging for smokes that you meet in the smoking area will try tell you that doesnā€™t count.

Wanking jocks are a thing

If youā€™re called for jury duty in the UK youā€™re guaranteed to be chosen for a case.

And you can only postpone it once. A friend of mine over here got called but had a holiday booked so couldnā€™t do it. He was told that heā€™d be called again within 18 months and heā€™d have to attend regardless of any prior commitments.

Are there handy excuses for getting out of it like there are here?

Being away in college or have a distant relation in the police/legal field are the old reliable excuses.

As far as Iā€™m aware there is not. Thankfully Iā€™ve not been called yet. I know a few who have done it. One lad was on it and the case got dismissed because the defendant was giving it big licks outside the court during a recess how heā€™d done it but was going to get away with it because his solicitor was so good. One of the jurors was out having a smoke and overheard it all.

ā€œNo longer at this addressā€ saved me the last time. TBF it was sent to my home house and I am no longer at that address.

Just tell them you are prejudice against all races

Especially those with poor grammar.

I was called once and told them i thought the RA were a great bunch of lads and that the British justice system was a joke. Job done out the door in two minutes.

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That being a sanctuary city in the US is actually something that is formalised and not just places where a blind eye is turned

Itā€™s approved by the Mayors of the various cities as a means to allow for greater cooperation between the police and residents.

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Yeah Iā€™d often heard of it but didnā€™t realise it was a formal thing. Makes sense.

It was brought in because illegals were afraid to call the police/be witnesses etc for fear of being deported, so it made crime worse.

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Lego is the most powerful brand in the world

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