Things I learned today (Part 2)

Things
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He did as much as he could to take the focus off his son. A great dad all told.

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B.J Simpson…

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Go Away GIF

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lighter sacred heart GIF

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Fibel Castro had a rubber anus!

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@habanerocat uses the petname “Bjaysus” for his erection

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Just to clarify.

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I stand corrected.

You both use it

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@habanerocat ’s erection ?

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Potentially so

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Hurling.

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Arsenal bribed their way into England’s top tier of football in 1918 after finishing 6th in the second division.
The league was expanding from 20 to 22 teams and everyone thought the two teams who were going to be relegated (Spurs and Chelsea) would just stay up.
Chelsea did but Spurs were sent down and replaced by Arsenal, who managed to be promoted despite not finishing in the top 3 of Division 2.

They have remained in the top tier ever since.

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Mick Jagger sings backing vocals on Youre So Vain.

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That was very un-vain of him.

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He was probably porking Carly Simon

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The only other ever presents in the top division of Spanish football, other than Real Madrid & Barcelona, are Athletic Bilbao.

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When tracking a foreign package on a foreign website, if you use auto-translate on your browser, it will change the An Post tracking code making it invalid.

In my case it changed NL to ENEN.

Trying to be too smart…

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Junior Hoillet now plays with Aberdeen

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Steven Seagal released a single in 2004 called Strut

The lyrics are splendid

Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

When the girls start to strut
you could look at her but you shouldn’t do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They’re not just to cover her kitty

Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
Baby the way you waik is so hot
Let’s have a shot of rum
Then I can make you come with me
To the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We’re jammin

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Brian O Driscoll does corporate speaking gigs for companies. No surprise there.
Brian O Driscoll pulls in 6 figures for his mornings work! Holy motherfucking mooolah! Bressie has a way to go yet…