Things I learned today (Part 2)

Fuck the patriarchy. If a woman wants to take a younger lover why shouldn’t she.

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Take a younger lover? U sound like Barbara Cartland

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Lee Carsley is the manager of the England men’s football team.

Interim

Flux is the only constant in football.

Oh I reckon this one is more fluxy than most now

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A brown bear gains 180kgs in one season after hibernation. That’s the equivalent of TWO Kyle Hayes’

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How many bears could Kyle eat?

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Grizzly bears move faster than Usain Bolt. And they weigh 5 times as much

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Michael Keaton ad libbed over 90% of his lines in the original Beetlejuice.

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Wow

So…1… maybe if Kyle could catch it

Given who Kyle failed to outrun, I’d say the bear is safe. He did have a sore foot mind.

Yea a big if implied

https://twitter.com/UtdBeforFergie/status/1833057771861725188?t=5HfYJfM8aQephSPzPRzUDw&s=19

https://twitter.com/AJAMartin2777/status/1833110707992150045?t=IOxu4yHwGhfzsYWxWZA7eg&s=19

Footix gold

Are the footix fighting over songs now?

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Kate Middleton is a boho.

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What’s socially unconventional about her?

She pegs her husband

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I thought the problem was that she wouldn’t peg him so he had some other posh bird on the go who liked doing it?