Things I learned today (Part 2)

Be the holey.

kate got jealous and made him ditch the poshie and manned up to do the job herself

Ah, that’s more like it. Glad to hear it all worked out OK in the end.

I dont believe shes the one doing the pegging.

Alan Pardew was manager of CSKA Sofia in 2022.

He’s a God in Dunnore East

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Don’t wear headphones vacuuming.

I just hoovered the whole house without realising the vacuum cleaner wasn’t plugged in.

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That is top fucking class. Take a bow!

Get the robot son

Reminds me of years ago the wife was complaining that it was taking me an age to hang a few pictures.

So I slipped the drill into reverse on the qt and told her to ‘do it so’. You should have seen her trying to screw the screw into the rawl plug backwards.

I told her brother the story a few weeks after. You should have seen his face. Me making fun of his sister. :dart:

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Alain Pardieu

Would it not have been easier and quicker just to threaten her with the drill?

Not sure how to answer that…

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Louser

Here’s one I filmed earlier…

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I learned today that Marilyn Monroe had an IQ of 168 which was higher than Einstein.

Upon further research this evening I deduced that the above information was false.

Here’s a picture of Marilyn and Albert.

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The colour purple doesn’t exist in nature/physics and is a construct of the human brain

Test how you see colours here

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This Coke can is not red - it just looks red until you zoom in


That Packie Bonner is not the beloved Irish hero I thought