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âWhitnail and Iâ is tremendous fun. I might watch it again tonight. âI feel unusualâ is probably the best line in any movie ever.
Veronica Guerin played international football and basketball for Ireland.
Probably well known but I only learned it today.
Iain Dowie played for Northern Ireland.
If everyone in the world participated in a Rock Paper Scissors tournament, the winner would only have to win 33 straight games.
Doing the fixtures for it would be a tough gig. Youâd need to call in the CCCCC.
The Dazzler would be addled with the permutations after 3 rounds.
Like the auld one about doubling a grain of rice on each square of a chess board.
In rural ireland, if a woman didnt want to have sex with her husband if she was menstruating, a menstruating inspector would call to the house to verify her claims
In Cork that person would generally be the womans brother.
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In rural Ireland when it snowed, there used to be a competition where women would piss in the snow and whoever melted the most snow won
You never heard of a pissing contest?
Itâs how the Slushy was invented.
I had a grandaunt was supposedly brilliant at it but it never snowed the years she was in her prime so she missed out on competing.
Incontinence after child birth was the cruciate ligament injury of its day.
A rupture of the Barry Gibb was another hazard of same.
If you had a piece of paper up to the task and you folded it in half 50 times it would reach the sun