Things that are right

They’re her jocks.

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Well she married him

@Horsebox is married??

@Horsebox needs to grow up. He’s posting like someone in the 26-33 age bracket with his constant boasts about wanking, drinking, smoking and injecting. Before he knows it he’ll be 45, still living a mature student lifestyle and going around reciting quotes from Trainspotting. It’s time for some focus and goal setting.

Does that mean that you threw out your wanking towel?

You’re applying for a job in risk, mate. You’re dead already.

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No.

Although in saying that if you had any focus tips I’m all ears.

Let’s pick this up tomorrow, mate.

I think he is suggesting that he slips into his comfy jocks as you tell him to focus

Thanks, bro. Maybe it’s just January but I’m oscillating between settling down and copping the fuck on and starting a petting farm in Ibiza and living off good thoughts an awful lot these days.

You’re taking this wanking to a new level

Early market mover.

Womens Rights.

And on that note let us remember Mary Tyler Moore. What a fucking woman. RIP.

Who was she again?

the best music there is, kid :clap:

I’m drunk. I enjoy being drunk. This feels right.

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Bless, you sound like a happy drunk young man.

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Good man. Who doesn’t. Happy drunk can be no more than a few sups away from projectile vokit8ng drunk though pal so be doggy wide

I’d love to know what you’re trying to say here