okay goofy that joke is long past its sell by date
As are goofy, buck toothed and Humberside slaphead. Try to come up with new material
personal insults will never go stale on here
Christ you are such a snowflake these days
Ooooft.
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Peeling spuds with a nice glass of red wine in front of me
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It’s very early to be drinking
Yea. There’s a guy works down the chip shop, swears hes Elvis
Chip shop?
Yes
Off to a juvenile game this evening where my eldest daughter will play full back and my youngest will play centre back.
I’m fuckin brimming with pride here 
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Will you have a few cans on the sideline?
Did you get custody of the kids for the weekend?
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Is the full back a big hefty one?
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No. She has height alright and is fairly good to read a game.
Big boned
Of course. They’ll have a can too, one only though. They go a bit mad after the Linden village,just doesn’t agree with them,their grandmother is the same, she’d fight on her back after 8 or 9 of them.
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Yes.
Did you get a ride in the past decade. No.
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thunder thighs
Came home from work there this evening to a surprise,
A 2nd springer spaniel in the back garden.
Both 2 year olds…the missus picked the bitch up today from some animal shelter obviously said nothing to me 
…
Hopefully they get on, springers are lovely.
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