Things that are right

It’s a plant mate, hanging upside down to dry and cure.

I take it not the kind of plant you’ll be including in a stir fry?

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Correct, although has culinary uses.

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Fuck me. Hail to the chef!

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My hotel room has a bewleys coffee machine.

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That’s a result alright, nothing worse than shitty hotel breakfast coffee, the River Lee hotel in Cork has Nespresso machines in the rooms.

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Sorry mate?

Who’d have guessed that the hotel with the best coffee machines in the world would be in Cork?

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Ah right.

Nespresso coffee is rank, pal.

It’s piss poor alright but a massive upgrade on instant or carelessly made brewed coffee,
I’m stuck with one at home at present and often feel like ‘dropping it’

You can’t even put a lid on a coffee cup pal.

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A company called Lyreco distribute the nespresso machines in Ireland. The machines cost the hotels nothing but they have to commit to buying a certain amount of capsules every month

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Dont think I’ve ever bothered my hole make a coffee or tea in a hotel room. How quaint.

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Lads boiling water they’ve poured from a sink in the bathroom. Something utterly wrong with that.

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Peasant behavior. Probably wash their jocks in the sink too.

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No way the chambermaids clean those cups bar a quick rinse under the bathroom taps either. Probably haven’t have had a proper wash in years

Lads boiling water in kettles other lads have pissed in

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