Indeed you did Puke
Got this on email today - ultimate facebook fail:
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Bet you were wearing a tracksuit and runners?
See I was wearing a shirt, jeans and shoes.[/quote]
Tracksuit??? A fucking tracksuit??? Get the fuck. I don’t even own a tracksuit, you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone else.
[quote=“Bandage”]Got this on email today - ultimate facebook fail:
http://i29.tinypic.com/xfxpix.jpg[/quote]
I’m glad you enjoyed my other pussy!
Quality. 
Probably photoshopped but what the hell.
[quote=“Bandage”]Got this on email today - ultimate facebook fail:
http://i29.tinypic.com/xfxpix.jpg[/quote]
the love cave between my legs
[quote=“Bandage”]Got this on email today - ultimate facebook fail:
http://i29.tinypic.com/xfxpix.jpg[/quote]
Jeff seems like an alright sort
Relationship status: engaged?
It’s a fake. Hacked by 4chan. Here’s another…
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/561/2mih2w.jpg
That’s a fail Bandage.
Laying a 2/7 favourite for €25 and watching the fucker lose…nice one
From today’s Irish Times
RYANAIR IS to spend 500,000 on advertising and cheaper airline seats in its campaign for a Yes vote in the Lisbon referendum, its chief executive Michael OLeary said yesterday.
Irelands future success depends on being at the heart of Europe and our membership of the euro, he said.
Mr OLeary said the company would spend 200,000 on newspaper and internet advertising and posters, and 300,000 on deeply discounted seats, to emphasise the EUs policy on lower air fares was one of the reasons for Ryanairs existence.
Speaking at a press conference in Dublin, Mr OLeary said if Ireland did not vote Yes, our economic future will be destroyed by Government and Civil Service mismanagement and the narrow vested interests of the public sector trade unions. He said he believed a majority of the Irish people was minded to vote Yes this time because of the economic uncertainty. But if the campaign was left to Brian Cowen, Michel Martin, and all the other incompetents, there was a danger it could be lost again.
He said he could think of no better reason to vote Yes than doing the opposite of that recommended by some of the headbangers calling for a No vote. He criticised the ragbag amalgam of the No campaign, led by economic illiterates like Sinn Fin, the UK Independence Party and the Socialist Party.
Mr OLeary said without Europe and the euro, the Irish economy would be run by our incompetent politicians, our inept Civil Service and the greedy public sector trade union bosses who, through social partnership, have in recent years destroyed Irelands competitiveness, created an epidemic of useless quangos and feathered the nests of the public sector at the expense of ordinary consumers in Ireland.
He said his airline had not participated in the first Lisbon referendum. This time, we cannot afford that kind of complacency.
Meanwhile, trade union leaders supporting the Lisbon Treaty said yesterday that it represented a major advance for workers.
The Charter Group, which comprises trade unionists who are campaigning for a Yes vote, said in a report that the evidence was the EU had been a champion of workers rights for the past 35 years.
Secretary of the group Blair Horan, of the Civil and Public Service Union, said the report showed conclusively that it was the EU that protected workers rights in Ireland.
The man is a living legend.
[quote=“Gaillimharais”]
The man is a living legend.[/quote]
The man is an utter cunt. May he die roaring.
Yes, nothing to do with him relying on EU approval for his next take over attempt of Aer Lingus. Was he not outside the parliment in Brussels a few months back calling them all idiots?
The man is a fraud.
[quote=“Gaillimharais”]From today’s Irish Times
RYANAIR IS to spend 500,000 on advertising and cheaper airline seats in its campaign for a Yes vote in the Lisbon referendum, its chief executive Michael OLeary said yesterday.
Irelands future success depends on being at the heart of Europe and our membership of the euro, he said.
Mr OLeary said the company would spend 200,000 on newspaper and internet advertising and posters, and 300,000 on deeply discounted seats, to emphasise the EUs policy on lower air fares was one of the reasons for Ryanairs existence.
Speaking at a press conference in Dublin, Mr OLeary said if Ireland did not vote Yes, our economic future will be destroyed by Government and Civil Service mismanagement and the narrow vested interests of the public sector trade unions. He said he believed a majority of the Irish people was minded to vote Yes this time because of the economic uncertainty. But if the campaign was left to Brian Cowen, Michel Martin, and all the other incompetents, there was a danger it could be lost again.
He said he could think of no better reason to vote Yes than doing the opposite of that recommended by some of the headbangers calling for a No vote. He criticised the ragbag amalgam of the No campaign, led by economic illiterates like Sinn Fin, the UK Independence Party and the Socialist Party.
Mr OLeary said without Europe and the euro, the Irish economy would be run by our incompetent politicians, our inept Civil Service and the greedy public sector trade union bosses who, through social partnership, have in recent years destroyed Irelands competitiveness, created an epidemic of useless quangos and feathered the nests of the public sector at the expense of ordinary consumers in Ireland.
He said his airline had not participated in the first Lisbon referendum. This time, we cannot afford that kind of complacency.
Meanwhile, trade union leaders supporting the Lisbon Treaty said yesterday that it represented a major advance for workers.
The Charter Group, which comprises trade unionists who are campaigning for a Yes vote, said in a report that the evidence was the EU had been a champion of workers rights for the past 35 years.
Secretary of the group Blair Horan, of the Civil and Public Service Union, said the report showed conclusively that it was the EU that protected workers rights in Ireland.
The man is a living legend.[/quote]
I’m tempted to vote no again
Anything O’Leary says is good probably isn’t
[quote=“W.B. Yeats”]I’m tempted to vote no again
Anything O’Leary says is good probably isn’t[/quote]
I was thinking the same listening to him on the last word. Especially when he said he wasn’t bothered about neutrality but was worried about taxation. Cunt.
Was reading this morning about the 29-year old who turned up in California this week some 18 years after being abducted. Apparently, she’s had two children with the man who was holding her captive. Who would have thought love would blossom in such weird and trying circumstances? A real feel good Friday story. 
When first I saw the love light in your eye
I dreamt the world held naught but joy for me
And even though we drifted far apart
I never dream, but what I dream of thee
I love you as I never loved before
Since first I met you on the village green
Come to me or my dream of love is O’er
I love you as I loved you,
When you were sweet
When you were sweeeeet fourteen
[quote=“Watch The Break”]When first I saw the love light in your eye
I dreamt the world held naught but joy for me
And even though we drifted far apart
I never dream, but what I dream of thee
I love you as I never loved before
Since first I met you on the village green
Come to me or my dream of love is O’er
I love you as I loved you,
When you were sweet
When you were sweeeeet fourteen[/quote]
She ran off to be with him/was captured by him when she was eleven. But you’re right, they spent three years simply enjoying the romance before deciding to start a family when she was fourteen.
When you were ‘sweeet eleven’ wouldn’t have worked bandage. Give me a fucking break.